{"id":193,"date":"2009-02-15T18:35:52","date_gmt":"2009-02-15T22:35:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orderoferis.com\/?p=193"},"modified":"2009-02-15T18:35:52","modified_gmt":"2009-02-15T22:35:52","slug":"being-sick-of-being-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orderoferis.com\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":"Being Sick of Being Sick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate sinus infections. They are the worst way of getting sick I have ever experienced. The last time I had one, I went to the doctor to get antibiotics so that my throat didn&#8217;t feel like someone was kicking it every time I swallowed.<\/p>\n<p>When I was younger, being sick was a day off from school. Before I go any farther, I&#8217;ll let you know that I&#8217;m not going to talk about how idyllic or halcyonic it was to get sick when I was younger. When you are a child, sickness is just a stuffy head, a fever, and lots of boring daytime TV. I&#8217;m pretty sure my youthful constitution shrugged off most sicknesses without any major issue, and I was a pretty sickly kid. Maybe I had a couple bouts of walking pnemonia, but nothing major. And I&#8217;m also certain that before the age of thirteen, being sick and groggy had almost no impairment on my judgement. That&#8217;s why children need parents. Forced medication, forced bedrest, and forced back to school when we KNOW that we are not better &#8230; not yet.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not going to write about that at all.<\/p>\n<p>When you are me, which is never, being sick breaks your weekly rythm. I hated school. I just can&#8217;t abide being teached at. My memories of being sick as a child really seem glorified only by the fact that I hated school so much. But work, I can do work. And I like my job. It&#8217;s a good job that lets me complain, feel accomplished, and pretend I am riding a mechanical bull. System administrator is not nearly as logical and consistant a job as many people tell me they think it is. Being sick just pulls me right out of the loop. It&#8217;s like a forced vacation where I don&#8217;t go anywhere nice and I don&#8217;t go outside, and I don&#8217;t drive with the music on, and I don&#8217;t go to lunch with my co-workers. And, on top of all that, sickness usually means I am in pain, or stuffed up, or my sinuses are making a pact with some foreign bacteria to wage guerrilla warfare against my throat.<\/p>\n<p>I usually go back into work long before I am well. And I am convinced that just stepping outside into the fresh air is the best medicine. Besides, who wouldn&#8217;t want me back at work even if my head isn&#8217;t totally clear. Sometimes the best ideas come out of the foggy groggyness of a mixed up mind. You know those ideas. The ones that have you scratching your head the next day thinking, &#8220;Why would anyone do this?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate sinus infections. They are the worst way of getting sick I have ever experienced. The last time I had one, I went to the doctor to get antibiotics so that my throat didn&#8217;t feel like someone was kicking it every time I swallowed. When I was younger, being sick was a day off &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/orderoferis.com\/?p=193\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Being Sick of Being Sick&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/orderoferis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/orderoferis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/orderoferis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orderoferis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orderoferis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/orderoferis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/orderoferis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orderoferis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orderoferis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}